How could I have appeared at Scallywag’s and listen to Bud wax fantastic on his Championship while not taking responsibility for doing what any real Captain would have done? Forfeited or at the very least tank the final and give the Championship to Sparks and his four man bench! I mean for God’s sake man have you know sense of what is right or just? To say nothing of what should have been a tournament misconduct for taking a dive, getting called on it and then not owning up. If the conveners (two of which witnessed the play and we’re on my club) had any stones Bud should have been sent home right then and there. No different then Schieman’s sentence for spearing of years gone by.
Truth is I was overcome with emotion about our semis and had to retire to my private bottle of tequila and monte cristos in the bowels of my garage….the resulting carnage was not pretty. Found naked, covered in spring clean-up leaves and garbage by my 7 year old……ohhh, the horror!
Bud – you owe me and the other Captains an apology. I cannot applaud or respect your 2008 Championship. It was not secured in the spirit of sportsmanship and as such I do not recognize its validity.
Nice.
Captain e
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Keep choking on your bitterness.
You lose.
Jesus
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